Wait a second. I thought "The Free Press" was a serious publication covering serious matters. What's it doing writing about a piece of celebrity-infested, brain-dead puffery like the Golden Balls? Did you guys seriously think: "Whoa: we'd better report on this in case all the other press outlets forget to"?
Wait a second. I thought "The Free Press" was a serious publication covering serious matters. What's it doing writing about a piece of celebrity-infested, brain-dead puffery like the Golden Balls? Did you guys seriously think: "Whoa: we'd better report on this in case all the other press outlets forget to"?
"Big schmooze"? More like Big Snooze. All of these awful award ceremonies are the same, year after plodding year - a horrorshow of insipid speeches; awkward false laughter; preening fashion parades of garishly bad taste; and a topping of virtue signalling to your own side. (Michelle Williams once used her GG acceptance speech to thank her ability to terminate her own child for her career.)
Seriously, guys. This is a real low for the FP. Stick to the grown-up stuff. Please.
Wait a second. I thought "The Free Press" was a serious publication covering serious matters. What's it doing writing about a piece of celebrity-infested, brain-dead puffery like the Golden Balls? Did you guys seriously think: "Whoa: we'd better report on this in case all the other press outlets forget to"?
"Big schmooze"? More like Big Snooze. All of these awful award ceremonies are the same, year after plodding year - a horrorshow of insipid speeches; awkward false laughter; preening fashion parades of garishly bad taste; and a topping of virtue signalling to your own side. (Michelle Williams once used her GG acceptance speech to thank her ability to terminate her own child for her career.)
Seriously, guys. This is a real low for the FP. Stick to the grown-up stuff. Please.
I actually find something like this refreshing to break up the news. It can be so exhausting and it’s light, short and entertaining.