I see in eight years, maybe even four, when the next great Olympic event will be Watching Paint Dry. Three opponents will each be given sixty seconds to paint as much of a wall next to them as they can in the allotted time. Then sitting back while highly-paid announcers comment on the extent to which the paint is drying. The competitor w…
I see in eight years, maybe even four, when the next great Olympic event will be Watching Paint Dry. Three opponents will each be given sixty seconds to paint as much of a wall next to them as they can in the allotted time. Then sitting back while highly-paid announcers comment on the extent to which the paint is drying. The competitor whose paint is completely dry first wins the Gold Medal. The second and third, Silver and Bronze respectively. Why only three? Remember, everyone has to take home a trophy.
I see in eight years, maybe even four, when the next great Olympic event will be Watching Paint Dry. Three opponents will each be given sixty seconds to paint as much of a wall next to them as they can in the allotted time. Then sitting back while highly-paid announcers comment on the extent to which the paint is drying. The competitor whose paint is completely dry first wins the Gold Medal. The second and third, Silver and Bronze respectively. Why only three? Remember, everyone has to take home a trophy.