The guy who invented 'Whatzzuuuuuuuuuap' and the Bud Wei Zer frogs has got this in his sleep.
You can spend an ungodly ammount of money trying to figure out exactly how to thread the needle of not pissing off Kid Rock and Ru Paul in the same tweet while actually sellin…
The guy who invented 'Whatzzuuuuuuuuuap' and the Bud Wei Zer frogs has got this in his sleep.
You can spend an ungodly ammount of money trying to figure out exactly how to thread the needle of not pissing off Kid Rock and Ru Paul in the same tweet while actually selling beer... and it probably won't work because people at some point have to injest your shitty product and it's not compelling.
You may think this is a bad idea, but consider this - do you know if SpaceX is secretly funding death squads in the Congo to get lithium for Tesla batteries? I'm not saying they are, but who could possibly know because Elon is on the news daily busting unions, blowing up rockets, impregnating B-list concept artists etc. No journalist has the time. Seriously though I hope he buys Blackwater next, or maybe the Pinkertons for the lolz.
Looking over August's Wikipedia key sections include multiple deaths and a helicopter DUI, the dude is a pure Chad. Get him really loaded on some Bud Heavy, have him drunkenly ride a Clydesdale through midtown Manhattan to watch the InBev ad team tilt against the Bud Knight in time's square to see who gets to keep their job, like a Medival Times with kegs.
Bud, hear me out. I can fix this in a week.
Bring back Augustus Busch IV
The guy who invented 'Whatzzuuuuuuuuuap' and the Bud Wei Zer frogs has got this in his sleep.
You can spend an ungodly ammount of money trying to figure out exactly how to thread the needle of not pissing off Kid Rock and Ru Paul in the same tweet while actually selling beer... and it probably won't work because people at some point have to injest your shitty product and it's not compelling.
You may think this is a bad idea, but consider this - do you know if SpaceX is secretly funding death squads in the Congo to get lithium for Tesla batteries? I'm not saying they are, but who could possibly know because Elon is on the news daily busting unions, blowing up rockets, impregnating B-list concept artists etc. No journalist has the time. Seriously though I hope he buys Blackwater next, or maybe the Pinkertons for the lolz.
Looking over August's Wikipedia key sections include multiple deaths and a helicopter DUI, the dude is a pure Chad. Get him really loaded on some Bud Heavy, have him drunkenly ride a Clydesdale through midtown Manhattan to watch the InBev ad team tilt against the Bud Knight in time's square to see who gets to keep their job, like a Medival Times with kegs.