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I never liked Biden. I thought he was stupid 30 years ago. However I feel like he had been used and abused.

Jill Biden is ground zero for this. Really awful person

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Funny how quickly a reputation can change. Until fairly recently I thought Jill Biden was a medical doctor. Nope - just an E.D.D..

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When u get a job at your big sister's media company, these are the kind of articles you write I guess. Makes me wonder why I paid $80 for this subscription.

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What are those instructions? Oh yes: “disagree, debate, but don’t be a jerk.”

Good advice.

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Seems to me the pink hearts were the snark.

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Jill Biden is almost as vile as the press who knew and lied about how Joe Biden was unfit to be President.

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This article did not help anything or educate anyone. Don’t we tell kids not to be a bully or be rude on the internet - just because you get to hide behind a screen. This was just petulant …

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There is a time to be petulant and a time to educate.

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The Dolley Madison china was a very nice touch. Thanks!

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Yes it was. But I don’t recall it was the Madisons who burned the White House.

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I like snarky Suzy 💕

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Why the snark, Suzy?

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Is the FP’s new thing 3-paragraph articles?

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It is redolent of our relentlessly shrinking attention span and obsession with imbecilic trivia that the First Lady responded to a momentous event with an emoji and an entire news article was then written about that emoji.

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Nothing says the salad bar is open like a full slate of Kamala speeches and debates.

Get me some croutons-- word salad is coming this way at light speed!

Perhaps Jen Psaki can circle back and translate for us.

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I would prefer a pink pony or a unicorn with huge eyes framed by incredibly long eyelashes.

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Nothing says "I love you" quite like a double heart emoji posted on X. You can't fake that...

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The REAL reason Joe dropped out? He found out that Mick Jagger is older than he is.

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