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BW: So, since ChatGPT is such a big deal, I bet you hope to become really, really fucking rich, right?

SA: Well, of course! I mean, I plan to be like all of you fuckers. I plan to have an assistant do all the hard shit and then I can take private planes and travel around the world eating and drinking free shit while I talk about this stuff. Meanwhile, an army of working stiffs and idiot teenagers will make me more fucking money than I know what to do with...

BW: I am just trying to think of questions that make it seem like I give a fuck about the implications of this but really, I just want to know how I and all my friends will be able to use this to make a shit-ton of money too. I mean, I don't want to quit working but fuck it. I want to be rich enough so that work is like a fucking game all the time. Can I have some of the money?

SA: That's a great question Bari. I think the critical thing here is that we are a non-profit company so we have to wait until I can sell out for more fucking money than the moon. After that, I'll probably buy Thailand and basically become the biggest pimp in Bangkok. But I will continue to give pithy interviews like this and respond to chicken-shit questions like these so that I can continue to consider myself a "thought leader." As for giving you some of the money, well, you'll have to get in line!

BW: I just thought that if I asked a lot of softball questions and didn't ask you why you think you could endanger society with so little regard for ethics that you would reward me by giving me some of your money. Are you sure you can't give me some?

SA: We'll see!

BW: But... money...?

SA: Money.

BW: Please?

SA: Maybe.

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