My father's favorite quote: "The best way to a kid's head is through his backside!" He lived up to it, although he always made sure we had an excruciatingly long discussion before we got spanked so we could properly repent our transgressions. On a road trip once, he screeched the car to the side of the road, got out whistling, flicked ou…
My father's favorite quote: "The best way to a kid's head is through his backside!" He lived up to it, although he always made sure we had an excruciatingly long discussion before we got spanked so we could properly repent our transgressions. On a road trip once, he screeched the car to the side of the road, got out whistling, flicked out his pocket knife and whittled a switch by the side of the road. Then proceeded to switch us, one by one, as cars roared by on the highway.
Not one car honked, pulled over, or called the cops. We all laugh hysterically about it to this day. Modern parents don't understand what wonderful memories they're missing.
My father's favorite quote: "The best way to a kid's head is through his backside!" He lived up to it, although he always made sure we had an excruciatingly long discussion before we got spanked so we could properly repent our transgressions. On a road trip once, he screeched the car to the side of the road, got out whistling, flicked out his pocket knife and whittled a switch by the side of the road. Then proceeded to switch us, one by one, as cars roared by on the highway.
Not one car honked, pulled over, or called the cops. We all laugh hysterically about it to this day. Modern parents don't understand what wonderful memories they're missing.